2nd Job Bakery Apparel Collection
Fueled by Sarcasm, Complex Carbs, and Pure Spite.
Wear your standards. Rep your hustle. Eat better cookies.
My credentials? I can silence a classroom with a look, deadlift twice my body weight, and emotionally detach from a soufflé. This collection is for those who find therapy in the weight room, the kitchen, and the deep, deep well of cynicism that teaching provides.
Our tees aren't just merch—they're a statement. A lifestyle. A rebellion against corporate cookie culture and a celebration of everything we stand for: premium ingredients, zero shortcuts, made-to-order excellence.
Whether you're lifting heavy, fueling your hustle, practicing cookie therapy, or repping your dealer, we've got a tee that speaks your language. Wear it as a badge of honor for the gloriously over-qualified.
Bold designs. Premium quality. Unapologetically delicious.
2nd Job Bakery - Cookies that work as hard as you do.
Get Your Gear:
Lift-Wear
For the gym, the bakehouse, or aggressively folding laundry.
- LIFT HEAVY, EAT COOKIES - Because balance is lifting heavy things and eating delicious things. No apologies.
- FUEL YOUR HUSTLE - Your multi-hyphenate life needs premium fuel. Corporate cookies need not apply.
Bake-Wear
Because flour is just protein powder's more creative cousin.
- COOKIE DEALER - licensed & legit - Street-style edge meets bakery pride. Rep your dealer loud.
- cookie therapy - Self-care you can taste. Wear it on cozy days and existential Tuesdays.
Recovery & Sarcasm
For refueling and reminding the world you have other skills.
All designs work here. Wear them while recovering from your other jobs, eating cookies, and perfecting your side-eye.
Shop the collection. Eat better cookies. Remind everyone you're gloriously over-qualified.