Every website has a cookie policy. We just took ours to the gym. The "We Use Cookies To Improve Our Performance" tee is proof that you read the terms and conditions—and you accepted every last one of them, especially the chocolate chip ones.

Because whether it’s your browser or your bulk, cookies make everything run better.

Perfect for:

• The coder-slash-lifter who’s never met a pun they didn’t like
• Pre-workout cookie breaks (consent required, resistance not accepted)
• Anyone who clicks "Accept All" without reading a word
• Gym rats with a soft spot for retro tech humor

Why you'll love it:

• Soft, comfy fabric – cozy enough for rest days, tough enough for training days
• Everyday fit – great on its own or as a pump cover (size up for oversized)
• Bold, pixel-font design – a conversation starter for gym buddies, cookie fans, and the occasional software engineer

Wear it while you're debugging your program, upgrading your gains, or just accepting cookies the old-fashioned way—one bite at a time. Because around here, performance runs on cookies—no opt-out required.

Specs · Unisex fit · Soft, breathable cotton blend · Crew neck, short sleeves · Printed to order (less waste, more gains)