The only dealer you need in your life.

Let's be real—corporate cookies are trash. Mass-produced, sitting on shelves for weeks, full of shortcuts and compromises. You deserve better. You deserve a real cookie dealer.

That's where we come in.

Licensed & legit. We're not your average bakery. We bake made-to-order, zero-waste, fresh-from-scratch cookies that hit different. No preservatives. No shortcuts. No corporate cookie nonsense. Just premium ingredients, serious flavor, and cookies that actually respect your hustle.

Your cookie fix, delivered fresh. Order by Tuesday. Baked fresh Wednesday–Sunday. Shipped straight to your door for Monday/Tuesday delivery. It's that simple. Your dealer has a schedule, and we stick to it.

Wear it loud. This tee is for the hustlers, the cookie connoisseurs, the people who refuse to settle for mediocre baked goods. Bold, distressed streetwear vibes meet bakery pride. Rep your dealer with confidence.

Cookie Dealer. Licensed & Legit. 2nd Job Bakery.

Details:

• Premium heavyweight cotton for that authentic streetwear feel
• Bold distressed print—vintage street aesthetic
• Unisex sizing for everyone
• Perfect for: Gym sessions, coffee runs, flexing your cookie standards, casual Fridays, telling corporate cookies to kick rocks

Order cookies. Wear the proof. Zero regrets.